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...ask Siri, “What is zero divided by zero?”
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I asked that of Cortana, it told me to ask Siri... :/
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Did it a few hours ago. Rude as hell.
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For those of us without iPhones, what happens?
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Android here. What happens?
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“Imagine that you have 0 cookies and you split them evenly among 0 friends. How many cookies does each person get? See it doesn’t make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies and you are sad because you have no friends.”
Siri is a little bitch.
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I did this a couple hours ago, had a good laugh. What a weird thing to include in the phone.
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Oh, man Siri just dissed me big time.
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Google’d it. Not gonna spoil it for anyone but BWAHAHAAHAHAH!!
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This:
“Imagine that you have 0 cookies and you split them evenly among 0 friends. How many cookies does each person get? See it doesn’t make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies and you are sad because you have no friends.”
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This:
“Imagine that you have 0 cookies and you split them evenly among 0 friends. How many cookies does each person get? See it doesn’t make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies and you are sad because you have no friends.”
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At least she didn’t tell you to pilot the Pillar of Autumn.
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That’s kinda funny.
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Wow, seems to be the topic of every news outlet today. /sassmcsasster
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I just did that on the iPad. EL_ULY is gonna be pissed.
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Jesus Christ that’s dark. I love it.
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Ask her what you should be for Halloween.
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From my brother, the math teacher:
That’s a cute anecdotal explanation, but the mathematical reason is
something different.
Two divides eight because there exists a nonzero* number, in this case
four, such that two times four equals eight. In other words, you can
check your answer.
Zero cannot divide eight because there exists no number — other than
zero — such that the number times zero equals eight.
*If the answer were zero, then the divisor would divide the dividend
zero times, which would mean that no dividing happened, so zero did not
divide the number.
![]() 06/30/2015 at 19:51 |
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As my computational aerodynamics prof always said, “You go to HELL!”
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strictly speaking siri is on a distributed server network not in your phone
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it’s so saddening