If you have an iPhone...

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
06/30/2015 at 18:59 • Filed to: None

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...ask Siri, “What is zero divided by zero?”


DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > ttyymmnn
06/30/2015 at 19:06

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I asked that of Cortana, it told me to ask Siri... :/


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > ttyymmnn
06/30/2015 at 19:06

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Did it a few hours ago. Rude as hell.


Kinja'd!!! CB > ttyymmnn
06/30/2015 at 19:06

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For those of us without iPhones, what happens?


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > ttyymmnn
06/30/2015 at 19:10

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Android here. What happens?


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > ttyymmnn
06/30/2015 at 19:11

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“Imagine that you have 0 cookies and you split them evenly among 0 friends. How many cookies does each person get? See it doesn’t make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies and you are sad because you have no friends.”

Siri is a little bitch.


Kinja'd!!! AM > ttyymmnn
06/30/2015 at 19:12

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I did this a couple hours ago, had a good laugh. What a weird thing to include in the phone.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ttyymmnn
06/30/2015 at 19:12

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Oh, man Siri just dissed me big time.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > ttyymmnn
06/30/2015 at 19:13

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Google’d it. Not gonna spoil it for anyone but BWAHAHAAHAHAH!!


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CB
06/30/2015 at 19:14

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https://youtu.be/wpYz39XBL2M


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > desertdog5051
06/30/2015 at 19:14

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This:

“Imagine that you have 0 cookies and you split them evenly among 0 friends. How many cookies does each person get? See it doesn’t make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies and you are sad because you have no friends.”


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > desertdog5051
06/30/2015 at 19:14

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Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CB
06/30/2015 at 19:14

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This:

“Imagine that you have 0 cookies and you split them evenly among 0 friends. How many cookies does each person get? See it doesn’t make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies and you are sad because you have no friends.”


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
06/30/2015 at 19:16

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At least she didn’t tell you to pilot the Pillar of Autumn.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/30/2015 at 19:19

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That’s kinda funny.


Kinja'd!!! The Dummy Gummy > ttyymmnn
06/30/2015 at 19:19

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Wow, seems to be the topic of every news outlet today. /sassmcsasster


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > ttyymmnn
06/30/2015 at 19:20

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I just did that on the iPad. EL_ULY is gonna be pissed.


Kinja'd!!! CB > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/30/2015 at 19:22

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Jesus Christ that’s dark. I love it.


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > ttyymmnn
06/30/2015 at 19:25

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Ask her what you should be for Halloween.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > ttyymmnn
06/30/2015 at 19:50

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From my brother, the math teacher:

That’s a cute anecdotal explanation, but the mathematical reason is
something different.

Two divides eight because there exists a nonzero* number, in this case
four, such that two times four equals eight. In other words, you can
check your answer.

Zero cannot divide eight because there exists no number — other than
zero — such that the number times zero equals eight.

*If the answer were zero, then the divisor would divide the dividend
zero times, which would mean that no dividing happened, so zero did not
divide the number.


Kinja'd!!! MrDakka > ttyymmnn
06/30/2015 at 19:51

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As my computational aerodynamics prof always said, “You go to HELL!”


Kinja'd!!! uofime-2 > AM
06/30/2015 at 21:31

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strictly speaking siri is on a distributed server network not in your phone


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > ttyymmnn
06/30/2015 at 22:42

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it’s so saddening